FRECKLES
My sister has so many freckles the mosquitoes
go crazy tryna find a place to bite
JUVENILE DELINQUENT
He was not a juvenile delinquent. He was merely a
precocious little chap with homicidal tendencies.
A MISINTERPRETATION
Auntie Tess: “I wear this special dress to teas.”
Little Willie: “aw gwan… at your age who
you gonna tease? “
BANANA
Banana is quite easy to spell if you know when to quit.
EDUCATION
Teacher wrote on the board: ‘I ain’t had no fun
all summer.'”Now, Johnny, how shall I correct this?
Johnny:”Get yourself a boy friend.”
*(free verse… prose on a poem site)
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