(freeverse) * Dotty Definitions # 33

GRAVITY
If you were to throw an accordion and a set of
bagpipes through a window at the same time
from the tenth story which would land first?

If we are going to carry out this experiment
I think it only fair to include a banjo.

COMPUTER PASSWORDS
Our kids, when collecting data on the computer, used
the password ‘MICKEYMINNIEGOOFYPLUTO’
because it required at least four characters

CURSOR
A cursor is one who is having problems with his computer

SEVENELEVEN
He arrived just as they were hanging out a closed sign
“I thought you were open twenty four hours.”
“Not in a row.”
(Steven Wright)

KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Euripedes
Euripedes who?
Euripedese britches you pay for dese britches

* free verse… prose on a poem site