(free verse) *Dotty Definitions# 24
PARENTHOOD
In the USA it is now unlawful to threaten your kids.
Do not tell them they could grow up to be President.
POSTOFFICE
I said to the postoffice clerk:
This is rare amd valuable antique glass.”
She replied: “Oh, was it? “
GOODYEAR BLIMP
Did you hear about the Goodyear Blimp?
They filled it with LA air and it died
LIFE IS A CABARET
“Life is a cabaret” is not of much use to a person
who cannot afford the quarter for the washroom
YODELLING
In order to do it properly…
wear leather shorts on a chilly morning.
(I have been urged to keep these bits brief… okay?)
*(free verse… prose on a poem site)
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