Why are sharks found only in salt water, please?
Because pepper water woud make them sneeze.
What do you get from a bad-tempered sharky?
Just as far away as possible, Sparky.
We recently started on ‘daylight’ hours
As any fool can plainly see
If you always stop and smell the flowers
Eventually you’llinhale a bee
Do you know the fishes favourite song, my son?
“Salmon Chanted Evening”… ain’ it fun?
What would a fisherman say to a magician.eh?
“Pick a cod… any cod! ….. Yay!
(yes I am indeed a Canadian)
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