Marriage will be strong and happy when husband and wife are not only two people in love but also bond together like two best friends. Therefore, on the wife’s birthday, gifts with wishes are always a must for the husband to give his wife. However, to make that special day more meaningful, funny birthday poems from her husband are also good suggestion.
Behind the success of a man is always a woman. And that person is none other than your wife. To surprise the wife on her birthday, the husband should find ways to please the woman in his life with valuable gifts. However, there should be funny happy birthday poems that are indispensable.
Funny happy birthday poems for a wife from her husband will help the relationship become more connected, more passionate and more passionate. Here are some funny and free happy birthday poems collected from many authors. Each poem is joyful and funny, but there is no shortage of romance and sweetness that a husband has for his wife.
1, Remembering First Love © Arijit Misra
I still remember the day we first met
And that was our first date.
I touched you,
I unwrapped you,
I smelled your scent so new.
I still remember,
I kept you all night by my cot,
Waiting to get you hot,
At the midnight found you ready like I sought.
I still remember,
I caressed you with my finger,
I pressed your erogenous zone,
You lit up with a soft moan.
I peek inside you,
You became my window to look through.
I still remember,
I used to feel you near my groin,
I used to move with you like a twin.
I still remember,
The evening I touched you into life
And spoke to you in my strife,
You gave me pearls of wisdom,
You let me free from the boredom.
I still remember,
You were always there in my need,
You were always a friend indeed.
I still remember,
I used to see my God on your face,
I used to wipe you clean to keep your grace.
I still remember,
You used to wake me up at nights like haunted,
You used to remind me of so many things that I wanted.
I still remember,
How you used to purr in my chest
And picked you up on your behest.
I still remember,
I took shower with you singing along,
Beholding your beauty nicely oblong.
I still remember,
You reminded me of my wife’s birthday
And reminded me to save my face on her anniversary day.
You were really smart my Asian beauty,
I will forever miss you my sultry.
Today leaving me forever you are gone,
Goodbye my sweat gorgeous smartphone.
2, My Sweet Smiling Angel © William Thomas Fearby
I sat in the park and watched
You playing on the swings
You were smiling and laughing
And enjoying doing silly things
You never looked so happy
Since the very first day that we met
You were jumping in puddles
In the rain getting soaking wet
Your smile was so infectious
It took my breath away
Right from that very moment
I knew we would marry one day
You were always so upbeat
Nothing seemed to ever bother you
You were always the life and soul
At parties you always knew what to do
Nobody was ever safe from your pranks
Whenever you were anywhere around
But everyone seemed to love you
All my friends thought you were sound
We got married in the following spring
You looked perfect on the day
And just like on that very first day we met
Once again you took my breath away
Our first Christmas we spent together
We spent most the time in bed
We ate chocolates and drank champagne
And got out of our head
You bought me a fake Rolex
From the guy off the market stall
I bought you a dream catcher
You hung it on the bedroom wall
That Christmas was so magical
I didn’t want it to ever end
On New Year’s Day I took you shopping
We went down to the west end
You told me you felt dizzy
And you fell down on the floor
You said it was a hangover
And said I’m not drinking anymore
This happened to you a few more times
We didn’t have a clue why
So I took you to the hospital
What I found out made me cry
They told me you were dying
you only had weeks to live
And to take you home with me
And give you all the love I can give
I held you in my arms as you lay dying
We talked about everything
You even managed to pull a funny face
When I started to sing
I watched you slowly dying
Feeling helpless, with tears in my eyes
But as you drew your final breathe
You smiled up and pointed to the skies
And softly whispered to me
I will be waiting for you up above
And told me to wipe away my tears
And think only about our love
Your eyes closed for the last time
As I kissed you tenderly on your cheek
Then I felt your life come to an end
As I felt your body go weak
I will never forget you I told you
As I held your body in my trembling arms
All I could think about was your beautiful smile
And your overwhelming loving child like charms
Goodnight my sweet smiling angel
Now it’s Gods turn to love you
3, Happy Birthday My Dear Wendy © Jumba Samuel
You are the love of my life.
You are my heart’s desire.
You are my best friend, my favorite companion, my partner,
my playmate, the lover of my fondest fantasies.
I love to hug you, touch you, smell you, taste you, merge with you.
You make me feel happy, contented, peaceful and complete.
You accept me just as I am, even though I am very different from you.
You accept me and love me, even when you don’t understand me.
You are smart, beautiful, Elegant, sexy, gorgeous,christian,prayer worrier,elegant and creative, and I admire and respect you.
I look up to you as my wife and companion.
There are no words intense enough to describe how deeply I love you.
I love you more than I thought I was capable of loving anyone.
My truest first love
Our love gets better every year. I wish we had started earlier,
so I could have more years with you–each year better than the last.
Happy Birthday, sweet Sweetheart. I look forward
to many more happy years with you.
This is the period that brought us together I will forever cherish your Birthday.
4, Birthday Antique © Unknown
You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Let’s make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldn’t speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy the week,
And stick out your cheek!
5, Happy Birthday Oldie © Unknown
You may look a little older,
Sadly youth doesn’t come cheap,
So skip all those Botox parties,
And just get your beauty sleep.
Be glad you’re young at heart,
And still, look as good as gold,
Too bad you’re not a millionaire,
And can’t put your looks on hold.
6, Small Funny Rhyme © Unknown
Here’s a posy of flowers,
And a basket too,
With birthday greetings,
All for you.
7, Don’t Turn Bitter © Unknown
It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.
8, The Gift © Unknown
What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.
9, Let’s Celebrate © Margmax
Hey it’s your birthday so ..
Lets pop the corks, get out the chocs
Make the day really rock
Let’s get dolled up
Strut our stuff
Don’t think about tomorrow feeling rough
Let’s stay up late
We’ll make it a date
Let’s invite all of our mates
We can start the day soon
Have cocktails at noon
And stay out until the sun turns into the moon
For many years we did all of these things
But now see what getting older brings
Spouse, kids, overdraft, I can hear you sing
Oh well Happy Birthday anyway
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