The boyfriend’s birthday is a good occasion for the girlfriend to express her deepest feelings for him. There are many ways to celebrate your boyfriend’s birthday: sending your first text as soon as you wake up, maybe gifting him a book or a music CD, or throwing a small party for just the two of you. Particularly, the girl should prepare a funny, lovely happy birthday poem to make his birthday unique.
Writing a funny, lovable birthday poem for your boyfriend is easier than you think. Just write with all the love and memories you shared with him, and the romantic things you want to say to him. Combine all of that together with mellow verses and write on a card.
However, if you are having trouble writing a funny happy birthday poem for your boyfriend, don’t worry too much. Here are some funny happy birthday poems for boyfriend collected from many authors. Happy birthday poems for boyfriend are easy to read and remember, you just need to edit the verses to suit your situation or you can use those poems without editing.
1, Birthday Poems For Boyfriend © Unknown
I have chanced on a great birthday present,
Not expensive champagne, duck, or pheasant,
But a limírick ó some humor
To dispel the old rumor,
That a birthday is not something pleasant.
Limericks are fun and you have the chance to show how clever you are.
Hereís an example of a romantic limerick that makes a funny birthday poem for a boyfriend.
I think his birthday is just dandy,
With flowers and hearts and the candy.
The part I like best
Is when he’s undressed,
Suggesting we do something randy
2, Dear Boyfriend © Rhulani Mpho Qwabzin
I know i cheated buh i can explain
I did what i did to explore no i don’t want to complain
Yes i do like him
Buh i love you more, it was more like a fling
Yes i did kiss him and it felt okay
But when i do it with you feels great, without any delay
Im not trying to defend myself
Buh i just want you to understand yourself
Yes he hugged me in order to calm me
But when you hug me it erases all the pain and i felt free
No i dont know what i thought id gain
Babe please forgive me i did what i did for fun
And yes i know you are the one
My love for you ain’t a joke
Im sorry to revoke
But i just want us to be better
When you find this please send a letter
To confrim
Just know i love you
And i want your point of view
Just know im sorry
Im sorry for the worry
And again i love you and you my ONE
3, Birthday Poems For Boyfriend © Unknown
Everlasting Wishes for a Happy Birthday
Make a wish on your birthday,
Blow a hundred candles with me for every special day.
Love between us can never fade.
Life has promised this with all its aids.
I wish on your birthday,
That we lead an everlasting life blissfully happy in every way.
Happy Birthday Dear!
4, I’ll Still Love You When You’re Old © Unknown
Happy birthday to my handsome man!
I hope you know I’ll still love you when
you’re old and gray, which going by this
birthday probably isn’t too far away!
I’m sending you lots of love and kisses
today, birthday boy!
5, To My Love © Chris Clay
To my love that I endure
I hold your hand as we walk
My heart trembles when you talk
To see you smile makes my day
But to see you cry makes me so ashamed
For there had to be something that I can do
All I want is to prove my love to you
To hear your laugh makes me smile
I love it when we cuddle awhile
So laugh and smile but cry no more
For I truly love you forever more
All I know is I love you so
Please tell me the same and let it show
For then I can laugh and smile to
Cause all I know is I truly love you
6, Funny Boyfriend Birthday Poems © Unknown
There is no greater satisfaction
Than basking in our attraction
There is no greater happiness
Than to look at you and experience breathlessness
There is no greater pleasure
Than to cherish our love’s treasure
There is no greater joy
Than to call you my boy
Happy birthday
7, I Was Going To Wish For All Your Dreams To Come True © Unknown
For my dear boyfriend on your birthday
this year, I was going to wish for all of
your dreams to come true.
But, then I realized that they already
had come true the moment you met me!
Happy birthday, my gorgeous man!
Sending you all of my love on your
special day!
8, Short Funny Birthday Poems For Boyfriend © Unknown
Everything seems so perfect and nice
Since we started dating, I haven’t seen a low
My life right now seems like a bright sunny sky
Highlighted with lovely hues and a beautiful rainbow
The love is beautiful, the romance is tingling
The passion is sizzling, the reason is YOU
This is all I wanted to say on your birthday
I hope that you feel the same way too
Happy birthday
9, Birthday Poems For Boyfriend © Unknown
Long Distance Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
I trouble you with a million questions,
And you patiently give me a hundred suggestions.
Love, where else can I find a gem like you,
Who adores me with feelings so true.
It breaks my heart to be away for your birthday,
But I am sending a part of me on your special day…
Happy Birthday Love!
10, My Boyfriend © Camille Guthrie
His Exterior
toes like blue glass marbles
nails like wax shavings
feet like those of an elephant
heels like narrow escapes
soles like yellow sponges expanding in water
legs like longitude and latitude
knees like neon headlights
thighs like open desert in a movie
hips like a leaping horse
a belly button like a luminescent watch
pubic hair like frontier instances
a penis like overnight mail
balls large as a boar-hound’s
seminal vesicles like tulip bulbs in a paper bag
testicle muscles like rising chords
an asshole like an undiscovered planet
buttocks like a fleet antelope’s
a sacrum like plein air painting
a back like a chalked sidewalk
a spinal column like a suspension bridge
ribs like a bookcase
a sternum like gum
shoulder blades like kitchen tables
a chest like a stuffed animal
pectorals like floating bars of soap
shoulders like observed facts
arms like lassos
fingers like sparklers
wrist bones like a shipyard
elbows like antidotes
hands like passports
an Adam’s apple like a great circle course
a beard like Whitman’s
a chin like a lichen-splotched rock
ears like a full bathtub
a nose like a birdcage
nostrils like subway tunnels
eyebrows like a captive audience
a birthmark like a stop sign
eyelids like a partial eclipse
eyes like effervescence
optical nerves like an orchid
a forehead like a window display
temples like singing crickets
cheeks like party invitations
jaws like handcuffs
teeth like sweet tea
a tongue like watercolors
a mouth like a silk lampshade
a face like a moving picture
a head like a jar of pennies
a skull like a geode
skin with a black line running down it
epidermis like a wool sweater
whiskers like a street sweeper
and hair like a cloudy day.
His Interior
cerebellum like a coffee grinder
cerebral lobes like a house on fire
cranial membranes like a construction-paper diorama
optical nerves like a developing Polaroid
cerebral fornix like colonial maps
pineal gland like a giant pinecone
circulatory system like cello strings
eardrums like a still life with oranges
forehead like television
backbone like a fiddlehead fern
nerve channels like transatlantic cables
uvula like a propeller
palate like a telegram
saliva like a rotating sprinkler
tonsils like action figures
stomach like professional wrestling
trachea like pirate radio
throat like a bold headline
lungs like plastic bags caught in a tree
heart like a supernova
pulmonary membranes like dirigibles
arteries like rush hour
diaphragm like the sound barrier
liver like a public trial
veins like Japanese characters
spleen like a rogue
bowels like surrealism
guts like an inheritance
small intestine like fake pearls
large intestine like stolen currency
colon like reliable data
rectum like a fade-out
kidneys like a barrier reef
loins like a mowed lawn
renal veins like gossip
sperm glands like lava beds
prostate like a fissure vent
bladder like a fish bowl
abdomen like a leather suitcase
muscles like an assembly line
tendons like pickpockets
ligaments like safety pins
bones like bones
marrow like realism
cartilage like strips of kelp
lymph glands like sentimentality
urine like sugar water
blood like melted crayons
and sperm like flies in amber.
How He Acts
If he laughs, it’s spontaneous combustion
If he mutters, it’s a retreating glacier
If he pouts, he sharpens his horn on stones
If he jumps up and down, its hard to look away
If he scratches himself, it’s with an aspen branch
If he gets angry, he fights with tooth, horn, and heel
If he spits, he fights his own kind
If he blows his nose, it starts a riot
If he sweats, it’s monsoons
If he coughs, it unlocks doors in the next room
If he argues, it’s over lost rituals
If he sighs, it ruffles goldfinch feathers
If he whistles, it’s overheard miles away
If he snores, it’s over nostalgic reveries
If he scowls, spears launch from his eyes
If he snorts, it’s over gilt lion-head spouts
If he shits, it’s historical documents
If he belches, it’s a diary
If he vomits, there’s finger-pointing all around
If he walks, it’s Chaplin
If he writes, it’s manifestos
If he goes shopping, it’s for lentils and peas
If he dances, it’s the Rites of Spring
If he swears, he’s a ryght cruell beast
If he drives, it’s among the Mountains of the Moon
If he bathes, it’s in deceptive surfaces
If he dresses, it’s a white linen suit
If he wonders, it’s if his own reflection
If he’s jealous, it’s of birthday parties
If he lies, it’s about mathematical errors
If he spends money, it’s on magic lanterns
If he goes to the movies, it’s Vertigo
If he listens to music, it’s the sound of running water
If he falls, it’s down a slope of turf into the bushes
If he recites, it’s from the Beast Epic of Alexandria
If he is seduced, it’s a river of electricity
If he is curious, he attempts to draw
If he calls, it’s about weather patterns
If he sings, it’s ‘Tyger, Tyger’
and if he escapes, he’s swift of foot.
11, Family Stories © Dorianne Laux
I had a boyfriend who told me stories about his family,
how an argument once ended when his father
seized a lit birthday cake in both hands
and hurled it out a second-story window. That,
I thought, was what a normal family was like: anger
sent out across the sill, landing like a gift
to decorate the sidewalk below. In mine
it was fists and direct hits to the solar plexus,
and nobody ever forgave anyone. But I believed
the people in his stories really loved one another,
even when they yelled and shoved their feet
through cabinet doors, or held a chair like a bottle
of cheap champagne, christening the wall,
rungs exploding from their holes.
I said it sounded harmless, the pomp and fury
of the passionate. He said it was a curse
being born Italian and Catholic and when he
looked from that window what he saw was the moment
rudely crushed. But all I could see was a gorgeous
three-layer cake gliding like a battered ship
down the sidewalk, the smoking candles broken, sunk
deep in the icing, a few still burning.
12, Funny Birthday Poems For Boyfriend © Unknown
I couldn’t help but blush
On the day you told me that I was your crush
I couldn’t help but break out in a jiggle
When you asked me out with a giggle
I couldn’t help but smile
When you held my hand for a while
All I want to say to you on your birthday
Is that I blush when I think of you, even today
Happy birthday
13, Birthday Poems For Boyfriend © Unknown
Love Wishes on your Birthday
You are my present and I like you to be my future,
For you are undoubtedly the one and only loveable creature.
I opened my heart knowing full well,
That in your heart I safely dwell.
A life with you will feel like magic,
And your birthday celebrations are going to be exotic…
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
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