“Friendship” is only two dear words, but it is a lucky thing in everyone’s life. Because without friendship we will have no one to share, no one to understand. More than that, friendship is a gift that everyone must cherish. So, on the birthday of a close friend, you should give them a unique or fun gift.
There are many ways to give a surprise gift to a best friend, it can be a unique cake or commemorative photos of the two of you, a wish and an intimate hug. However, to make your best friend’s birthday more fun and memorable, it’s indispensable to have funny and meaningful happy birthday poems for your best friend.
Funny birthday poems for best friend with simple words, easy to read and understand. It does not take you too much time to recite. Moreover, birthday poems are very short and suitable to write in birthday cards to send to your best friends. On the contrary, if you have funny poems to wish your best friend a happy birthday, please share them with everyone right below the comment box.
1, Best Friend © Andre C Szabo
Your birthday is here, finally, at last.
Another year has quickly past.
Your face is more wrinkly, like your breasts and your bum.
Getting old just isn’t much fun.
2, Happy Birthday © Nikki Jade
As precious as gold, as expensive as diamonds
That’s what you are
I never worked for you,
You came my way
In dark, you were my light.
In sadness, I found my joy in you
Indeed , you are more precious than God
More expensive than diamonds
On this day, I wish you become better
I love you
3, Birthday © Momentous Olugbejo
Let win and din brother
oday jubilation is over the whole world
Oday happiness differs from other joyful
I wish you more cakes to do by yourself
If the age is ocean I wish to sweeming accountable sea
If the age is stone,strow one hundred to your enemies
Your present is important for us
Your absence is the better leave for me
Birthday sweet than honey
Birthday bitter than bitterleave
Birthday is the supper experiences
You are my brother more ocean you sweeming
4, Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday © Unknown
My sweet friend,
This prayer may seem late,
But, it won’t be over in a flash,
For its content is worth hearing anytime
Because it comes with lots of good tidings.
Happy birthday, my goodie friend!
5, Funny Short Birthday Poems For Best Friend © Unknown
I can’t turn back the hands of time
Nor do I want to go that route on this day
Every day is a new day, good friend,
When shared with you, and yes,
A lovely trip I daily look forward to.
Happy Birthday, best friend!
6, Best Friend © William Thomas Fearby
so isn’t it funny the things that we do
we don’t say toilet we call it the loo
we never say cancer we call it the big “c”
we arrange to meet at two but turn up at three
why can’t we do the things that we say
like pay back a debt you’ve no intention to pay
lifes not so funny when your on the receiving end
not only do you loose money you loose a good friend
I know this first hand cause it happened to me
so take it from me a borrower or lender never be
the years that it took for that frienship to bloom
are shattered and lost like the smell of cheap perfume
that day I thought I was helping a good friend
who was down on his luck, who wished his life would end
I gave you my life savings which you agreed to pay back
you moved away and we lost all track
from that day 20 years have passed us both by
causing our friendship to fade and finally die
so if you get the chance to read this I hope you can see
I was your best friend, but you were no friend to me
7, Happy Birthday © Michelle Morris
All happiness to you, may this day of birth bring;
When you celebrate your special day and others to you sing.
All blessings to you, in this your new year;
May you go forward with gladness and never shed any tears.
All peace to you today and forever always;
May you experience profound contentment for the rest of your God given days.
8, Happy Birthday © Grace Mix-Ol Shopp
You encourage me when I am down.
You sometimes make me smile like a clown.
You come to me with a vice,
when I need an honest advice.
You make me feel good,
when I’m not in the mood.
You help me out from my shell,
When I’m depress and hid myself.
You’re one of my pillow,
when I’m in pain and sorrow.
You taught me how to be happy,
when the world made me so lonely.
A heartfelt thank you my buddy best friend,
I love you till the end!
9, Happy Birthday © Joanna Fuchs
Here they come, with birthday cheer,
Bringing gifts just once a year,
People you don’t even like;
You really wish they’d take a hike.
This should be a glad occasion;
But it seems more like a SWAT invasion.
Go away! Just take a break!
Oh well, at least there’s birthday cake.
10, Happy Birthday © Unknown
Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding, you’re plenty.
Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.
What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.
11, Happy Birthday © Kevin Nishmas
You’re still a teenager at heart,
Eating in your bed is routine,
Early-bird dinners are not your style,
Midnight pizza is more your scene.
No one has a right to call you old,
You can still pass for middle aged,
All your parts hurt but still work,
With the right nip, tuck and dosage.
You have never looked so young,
Your head’s still hairier than your ears,
Your arms don’t jiggle like Jello,
And zits still reduce you to tears.”
12, Beauty And The Botox © Unknown
You may look a little older,
Sadly youth doesn’t come cheap,
So skip all those Botox parties,
And just get your beauty sleep.
Be glad you’re young at heart,
And still, look as good as gold,
Too bad you’re not a millionaire,
And can’t put your looks on hold.
13, Can’t Remember © Unknown
I wish you something, just can’t remember,
Don’t be upset; you’re my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it’s hard to find.
Maybe it’s simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown; you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know why those brain pills were free.
Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.
14, Happy Birthday © Unknown
Happy birthday to the cartoon I know,
You have so many stupid gestures to show,
Ok, don’t get bugged; I was kidding, my dear,
Coz it’s your birthday, so spread the cheer,
Have the most amazing day of your life,
May God give me strength to survive,
15, Getting Old On Your Birthday © Unknown
It is indeed tough to stack candles on your cake,
For I am truly running out of space.
It’s time we think of something new,
But I ensure I’ll make it so true.
Happy birthday dear friend
For genuine love and prayers, here I send.
16, Your Zoo © Martin Dejnicki
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.
At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique; normal is rare.
17, The Best Face © Unknown
Your birthday is a joyous occasion,
For family and friends, a special day,
A time to tell you how good you look,
As we check you for signs of decay.
Our loving, caring smiles tell no lies,
Our flattery has but a grain of truth,
When we say you look like a teen,
We mean you’re losing your youth.
Nobody gets out of here a beauty,
That should be clear at your stage,
Deep down inside, you know it’s true,
Even the best faces sag with age.
18, My True Friend © Ke Chef Ponya’s
You are always answer when I call
And help me up if I should fall,
But you never complain at all;
My True Friend.
You confront me when I am wrong
But will never scold me for long,
Instead, you try to keep me strong;
My True Friend.
You know the funny things to say
To make me laugh my fears away,
Like the sun, you brighten my day;
My True Friend.
You see in me gifts I deny
And urge me to give things a try,
You spread for me my wings to fly;
My True Friend.
You always perceive what I need
And offer it before I plead,
Just like a book, my mind you read;
You value little things I do,
But won’t brag of what you do too.
How can I ever repay you,
My True Friend?
And greatest of all I have found
When times are tough and I’m down,
You are the one who sticks around;
My True Friend.
You May Also Like:
- 15+ Funny & Lovely (Happy) Birthday Poems for Boyfriend
- 15+ Funny and Loving (Happy) Birthday Poems for Wife
- 15+ Funny Happy Birthday Poems For Daughter From Parents
- 15+ Funny & Lovely (Happy) Birthday Poems for Girlfriend
- 15+ Happy Birthday Poems For Her: Sweet & Romantic
- 15+ Aunt’s Poems From Niece: Touching & Loving
- 15+ Funny & Lovely Birthday Poems For Husband
- 15+ Aunt’s Poems From Nephew Touching, Meaningful & Loving