So I lost my phone,
Been three weeks now,
Are you dead in a ditch somewhere?
Nobody would contact me,
Nobody knows we’re close again,
Maybe you’re dead in a ditch.
If this was fifty years ago,
I’d have a big address book-
Can’t remember quite where you live.
You loathe social media, and so
Maybe I’ll never see you again-
That’s probably for the best.
Friends don’t try
To push friends into traffic,
Or steal their medication..
You’re a **** **** and I hate you,
I just need to know one thing-
Are you dead in a ditch, or not?
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