A wealthy woman became pregnant
For the first time at age 50.
But she had no clue she was with child.
I asked her, Didn’t you wonder
When you suddenly ‘stopped’?
She replied, Oh, I just thought
I was going through ‘the change’.
One evening when her daughter was age one,
She had to go out somewhere
She showed her alcoholic husband
The location of the nappies
And instructed him in their use.
He said, I don’t need all that!
Just hand me a mop!
Little Nudist Living In A Mansion
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