Christmas dinner
After the turkey and brandy-buttered pud,
A glass of punch, a mince pie, and the cake,
With tangerines and nuts, just as one should.
After the turkey and brandy-buttered pud,
Biscuits and cheese with port would seem quite good.
But would you credit? I’ve got the belly-ache
After the turkey and brandy-buttered pud,
A glass of punch, a mince pie, and the cake!
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The insomniac spouse’s complaint
I’ve been awake since half past two;
If only I could sleep
Instead of brooding, as I do,
‘I’ve been awake since half past two.’
If only I could be like you
And snore in slumber deep.
I’ve been awake since half past two!
If only I could sleep!
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The power of a word
Unthinkingly just now you said ‘my love’;
I made no sign, as if I hadn’t heard,
But now my heart is soaring high above.
Unthinkingly just now you said ‘my love’;
I’m all a-flutter like a turtle-dove
To think perhaps you didn’t use that word
Unthinkingly. Just now you said ‘my love’;
I made no sign. As if I hadn’t heard!
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