Trees are made out of wood in
a deplorable waste
of a scarce resource that could have
been used to fashion cots for orphans,
or wooden legs for victims
of industrial accidents.
Just look at those nasty trees flaunt
their leaves, each one a tra-la-la.
‘Suck it up!’ say the trees,
and the giggling breeze wantons
in their leaves.
What a horrid nincompoop,
what a waste of space the breeze
is, with its heartlessness
and its insubstantiality!
And the rabbits, each, in itself,
just a small portion of meat,
but add them all up, add up all
the world’s rabbits, and then
they’re one enormous bunny.
A behemothic rodent which could
mindlessly hop on top of my house
and crush my wife and children
as well as myself as I attempt
to rescue them. I hate you all,
trees, breeze, and most of all, rabbits.
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