Did we ever speed-date
Play rough and tumble,
Procreate on an alphabet foam mat.
Xx chromosome meets XY
Asks, XY of Xx …did we ever mix
Did we ever have sex?
Xx replies many times
Sometimes, alone
Sometimes, together in xenophobic play roles.
XY of Xx asks …was it any good.
… There was a short pause-
The briefest of intermissions,
Well, there was lots of intimate foreplay,
You lost your maidenhood,
And entered childhood,
And I fatherhood,
So all I can say is in all likelihood
Yes, it must have been very, very good.
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