There’s a thief in this building,
There is no doubt of that.
He’s clever and he’s cunning
And sneaky as a cat.
He didn’t steal my money;
He didn’t steal my jewels,
Because I don’t have any;
Those things are just for fools.
Not much I can do about it;
Won’t help to get a lock.
It’s either the washer or the dryer;
One of them stole my sock!
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