Hardly a man is still alive
Who’s reached the age of ninety-five.
Old Bob did, and to celebrate
He went to a hotel, first-rate.
In the restaurant he did dine
And with his meal he had fine wine.
Then to his room to sleep he went
Without knowing his friends had sent
A call girl there as a surprise;
Old Bob could not believe his eyes.
Poor girl thought him a nincompoop,
Not subject to her hex.
When she said “I’ll give you super sex, “
He said, “I’ll take the soup.”
Old Bob
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