358. Cupid’s New Rifle

This is a friendly advance warning
for everyone next valentine’s day
Cupid isn’t using a bow no more
he’s bored of people ducking out of the way

He’s gone and bought a love sniper rifle
with the best long range scope
you won’t see it coming until you’re hit
and then you haven’t a hope

It comes with a 30 round magazine
loaded with supersonic darts
he could be round the corner
taking careful aim at your heart

So acquire the best body armour
to shield and protect your chest
don’t say I didn’t warn you
or that I didn’t even try my best