Gadgets Are A Girl’s Best Friend

forget the diamonds
just give me gadgets
i want remote controls
for all the
household appliances
give me one for the
garage door, too
a gadget that opens
the trunk to my car
would be real cool

i’d like one of those
shampooers too that
cleans the rugs
when you’re in
another room doing
something else that
requires an energy
saving gadget
gadgets aren’t just
for men anymore
we women have
gadgets galore