O beware of the white van man!
For he seems to do what he can
To break every single rule that’s
Ever been carefully devised
And set out in the Highway code.
O he never ever signals.
And ignores all the speed limits
In and out of town. Because he’s
The white van man. He does what he likes!
He doesn’t seem to comprehend
The concept of a mirror. And
He leaves no room for bicycles.
O he moves in and out of lanes
In a decidedly dangerous
And haphazard manner. Indeed
As a matter of fact, he has no manners!
So beware of the white van man.
He’s such a pest & a bloomin’ prat!
The White Van Man (For Bobby Windram)
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