It snowed today,
And it forgot to stop –
It snowed yesterday,
And it forgot to stop –
It has snowed for a month prior to all that,
And – you guessed it – It forgot to stop –
Can you figure out what the forecast predicts?
Yup. Snow tomorrow – non-stop.
I just got in my old ’78 truck,
Gassed it up;
Took off driving south –
And ya know what?
Yup!
I forgot to stop –
That is until I hit
The Texas border!
I believe I’ll just stay here quite a spell,
The weather looks so darn swell!
Not a flake in sight,
Imagine – an above freezing night!
The sun is such a wonder,
I ain’t seen it since last November!
I threw my shovel away –
When I passed through Kentucky!
Threw out the ski’s –
Somewhere along Tennesse!
Dropped the parka in a ditch –
When I crossed the mighty-Mississip!
The snow boots took a hike –
When I hit the Arkansas turnpike!
Crossed the Tejas line –
Feeling so warm, and so fine!
I reckon now I’ll send for the wife –
She also likes the sunny life!
From here on in –
I’ll be wearin’ a big ol’, snow-free, Texas grin!
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