With apologies to Eric Maschwitz
Theses on archetypes in rapsters’ lyrics,
Menus describing hash in panegyrics,
Cheap vases aping Mings-
Pretentious things
Remind me of you.
Loud slurping noises from the next apartment,
A critic’s lecture on what Hitler’s art meant,
Dead snakes the tomcat brings –
Disquieting things
Remind me of you.
You came, swell dame, swooped down on me.
Like Visigoths you looted me,
You burnt me down, then booted me.
Lines sliced to little bits by deconstruction,
Loose gobs of fat removed by liposuction,
Toys after children’s play-
Sheer disarray
Reminds me of you.
A sculped Discobolus with penis missing,
Forgotten novelists, Surtees or Gissing,
Leftovers growing mold –
Everything old
Reminds me of you.
By God, how odd to call to mind
Those tortures that you tried on me,
How, least of all, you lied to me.
Cheeseburgers gussied up with shrimps and chili,
Victorian bathing gowns, a gilded lily,
Fingers with monster rings —
Overdressed things
Remind me of you.
Fallacious arguments, a dozen doughnuts,
Car windows shot to hell when policemen go nuts,
Suburban lawns with moles,
Things full of holes
Remind me of you.
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