EYEWEAR IN BLIGHTY
Where but in good old England would you
find a contact monocle?
LAWYERS
Judge:How is it you were unable to get a lawyer
to defend you?
Defendant:As soon as they found out I didn’t steal
the money they wouldn’t have anything to do with me.
ARTIST MODELS
Those posers painted when nude deserve a
lot of credit… those brushes tickle.
VANCOUVER CANUCKS
I have been watching the Vancouver Canucks hockey
team. One of the finest aggravations in Canada.
FREE VERSE
Roses are red
Violet is blue
You guessed it.. Violet is a nudist in Alaska
*(free verse… prose on a poem site)
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