Sex
Where would we be without sex
Like coffee minus the sugar and cream.
As Adam was before he knew Eve
With no purpose to dream or scheme.
No reason for fathers and mothers
No reason to buy flowers and candy.
No reason for diamonds and jewels
Viagra, wine, pot, liquor or brandy.
No reason to purchase a sports car
A fine house, muscle shirts or a new dress.
Basically, a cake without icing
So thank God and pray for more not less.
Pretty Woman
Whenever I’m lonely, sad and blue
There’s nothing better than a night with you.
You’re the best I’ve known, present and before
I don’t dare tell or they’ll pound on our door.
It’s neither a secret nor a surprise
That others are waiting for my demise.
God blessed you when He made you so pretty
That’s why so many continue to be flirty.
God blessed me when He gave me your heart
For I’m not wealthy, famous or smart.
I’m strong, healthy, and hard working too
And what ever it takes, you know I’ll do.
Work That Body
Drive my car wear my jewels
Make me feel like the king of fools.
Work that body
Work that body
Try not to hurt nobody
David loved Bathsheba, Samson loved Delilah
I love you and your name’s Twyla.
Work that body
Work that body
Try not to hurt nobody
Life without love is empty and cruel
Without God’s grace we remain a fool.
Work that body
Work that body
Try not to hurt nobody
After death I pray to go to Heaven
For I’ve been saved since I was eleven.
Work that body
Work that body
Try not to hurt nobody
Life can be short; life can be long
God sees all we do right or wrong.
Work that body
Work that body
Try not to hurt nobody
Wine
Wine was served at the last supper
And guzzled in King Arthur’s court.
Wine can make a sad man happy
And a mean woman turn good sport.
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