The Busker
A busker who played the kazoo
While standing inside Belfast zoo
Was forced then to budge
When a bear with a grudge
Said ‘I’d like to make chops out of you.’
The Welsh Boomerang
There once was a Welsh boomerang
Which broke like a trodden meringue
When it sailed through the air
Hit an asteroid there
That crash was the ultimate prang
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