When hubby comes
late in the night
wobbling in drunken state
don’t worry O’ wives chaste
and quail not with fright.
Slip him in to something easy…
a pyjama or lungi;
sprinkle some water
on his face greasy
and make him sip slowly
buttermilk, salty and lemony.
This works; I’m sure that night you win.
If not
as a last resort
(in frustration)
use a rolling pin.
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