Today’s newspaper reports
Latest research how alcoholics
Are hooked to their drinks
Go on binges without warning
It spoils my otherwise peaceful morning
AK235427 is released in the brain
Which inhibits normal functioning
Through pathway KA252347
The channel active in normal beings
Morons who detest bars and wine
Neurons then go in spate
Dopamine or whatever is released
The guy has no choice
Hits his seductress
The shapely bottle in all shapes
Knowledge is great indeed
But how does something
That is coded and numbered
In an imbecile manner
Make sense to an insensible mind?
So, here I am
Raising a drink of cheers
To the stars of course
As nobody is around
To share my lonely pleasures
With my favorite vodka
That is supposed not to play polka
With my nasty blood sugar malaise
Mind you, pure Russian it is
Take care you researchers
Of incurable imperialistic genre
Play not with my sensibilities any more
Lest I am trumped to the presidential chair
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