I’m thinking of dyeing my old moustache
It’s grey – it should be brown,
my only fear, I’ll end up looking
like a circus clown.
I used to be so proud of it
It had a reddish tinge,
but now it makes me look so old
causing me to whinge.
In times like these when men
have even walked upon the moon,
a cure for greying must be near,
I hope it will be soon;
for if the grey should turn to white
my heart would surely sink,
and I may get my dander up
and dye the damn thing pink!
(Written June 2018)
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