A Gustatory Achievement

Last Thanksgivin’-dinner we
Et at Granny’s house, an’ she

Had–ist like she alluz does–
Most an’ best pies ever wuz.

Canned _black_ burry-pie an’ _goose_
Burry, squshin’-full o’ juice;
An’ _roz_burry–yes, an’ plum–
Yes, an’ _churry_-pie–_um-yum_!

Peach an’ punkin, too, you bet.
Lawzy! I kin taste ’em yet!
Yes, an’ _custard_-pie, an’ _mince!_

An’–I–_ain’t_–et–no–pie–sin ce!