Went to a restaurant
…the other day.
Hoped I’d have
…enough bread to pay.
Ordered some soup
…without even blinking.
While I waited around
…I started to thinking
About where do they get
…The stuff they put in that goop.
Only Goodness knows
…what goes into that soup.
I visualized all the cooks
…standing around in the kitchen
Stirring it all up
…doin’ a lot of bitchin’
We’ll scrape the leftover plates
…from yesterday
Customers won’t know
…so what the hey.
We won’t call it plain soup
…we’ll say, “Ici, Monsieur
Have a big bowl
…of Soupe du Jour.”
Try not to think too much
…when you’re eating out
As it will ruin your meal
…without a doubt.
Oh, waitress! , please
…cancel my order
I think I’ll just have
…A glass of cold water!
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