In five minutes flat, a Khap can do
what a Supreme Court cannot in decades:
justice is delivered in a lightning flash
on the spot, by five buzurg wise men
who have never been to a court of law.
If a ladki is r@ped, just force the bloody balaatkari
to marry that girl – if he refuses, or escapes,
force the haraami’s younger brother to marry the girl –
you cannot let a village ladki’s life to be ruined like this –
Haan, if a jean clad woman is molested in broad daylight
then the Khap cannot do anything much about it
if you dress like a firangi, you are corrupting the minds
of our simple village folks; you have to dress properly,
and first of all, you have to stop eating this Chowmein
This chowmein is the chief cause of all modern evils
such angrezi food will create heat in you, bringing evil thoughts
So if you wish to be protected by your own people,
you have to eat your own desi food – your ghar ka khana.
And see, all people in village are brothers and sisters,
so a village ladka cannot marry a village ladki;
and you cannot marry in the same gotra also –
Ha! what do these kal kaa chhokraa know about gotra –
people of the same gotra have the same ancestors,
how can you marry your own brother or sister?
Such things are happening in foren countries, and you see
what’s happening there – AIDS, wars, disease, gun culture…
and you compare that with our culture, our life! !
We have nothing to say against the education of girls –
but they should dress properly and not carry mobiles;
wear proper saree, put bindi on your forehead if married,
stay at home all day, if you want to go for sabzi shopping,
go in the company of chaachi, mausi, behan or relative,
and always look down at the road, not sideways, behave
as our bahu beti with proper chaal-chalan, sanskaar – and then,
and then if someone even looks at you with a slanting eye
Maa Kasam, that eye will be gouged out with hot iron rods!
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