God said, ‘Let there be Crime,’ and the command
Brought Satan, leading Stoneman by the hand.
‘Why, that’s Stupidity, not Crime,’ said God
‘Bring what I ordered.’ Satan with a nod
Replied, ‘This is _one_ element-when I
The _other_-Opportunity-supply
In just equivalent, the two’ll affine
And in a chemical embrace combine
And Crime result-for Crime can only be
Stupiditate of Opportunity.’
So leaving Stoneman (not as yet endowed
With soul) in special session on a cloud,
Nick to his sooty laboratory went,
Returning soon with t’other element.
‘Here’s Opportunity,’ he said, and put
Pen, ink, and paper down at Stoneman’s foot.
He seized them-Heaven was filled with fires and thunders,
And Crime was added to Creation’s wonders!
Genesis [god Said, ‘Let There Be Crime,’ And The Command]
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